Now It's Trash

September 29, 2009

Laundry Day 101: Minor repairs

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Assuming that I managed to get all the crayons out of the pockets and the chocolate milk off the shirt fronts you’d think laundry day would run smoothly from there, right?

Nope.

One of the benefits of having three children of the same gender is that you should rarely have to buy clothing for the third one, right?

Nope.

Never underestimate a boy’s ability to ruin his clothing!  My boys can leave the house in brand new pants and return with a tear across the knee from seam to seam.  I have come up with a number of repair methods ranging from cutting the pants into shorts to repairing the holes with “cool” patches.

Today, I gave up on laundry repairs and went to a jeans sale instead…

September 28, 2009

Completely Off the Subject…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Nothing was broken — by nowitstrash @ 7:53 pm
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Strange regional foods, according to me…

  • The South:  Pimento Cheese Sandwiches
  • The North:  Taylor Ham Sandwiches
  • New England:  Natural Soda

September 24, 2009

Laundry Day 101: Stain Fighters

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 6:39 pm
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When I was a young, married woman we lived in Maine.  Our home was a rental house with a dryer hook-up, but no place for a washing machine.  We’d spend Saturday afternoons at the Laundromat.  That was until we discovered the magic of “Wash-Dry-Fold”.  If you are not familiar with this wonderful invention I will explain.  You bring a huge bag of any sort of filthy laundry to the saint of a woman that works at the Laundromat and the next day you return to find all of your items clean, dry, and neatly folded.  They are folded fresh from the dryer so that, sometimes, days later the heat is trapped between your clothes.  There is nothing better on a cold Maine morning than pulling a warm t-shirt out of your dresser–especially if you didn’t have to wash it yourself!

In those days, I only thought I had a ton of laundry.  Now, I have kids.

I remember having a conversation when my oldest was about 8 weeks old.  I said:  “I just can’t believe the amount of laundry he creates!”  And, really, it is amazing.  He drooled, he spit up, he was messy with a bottle, he was messy with a diaper.  This was at 8 weeks old.  He is now 8 years old.  He graduated from dripping bottles to jarred carrots, then marinara sauce and chocolate ice cream.  On his way he learned to roll in the grass and the mud and Carolina red clay.  And through all of this was diapers and potty training, nose bleeds and art projects.  It is not a matter of what clothes will be stained, it is matter of when.

Over the years I have learned many things about stain removal.  I have in my laundry room three different kinds of stain fighting products.  I know which one to use for organic stains, which to use for foods, which for crayons and markers.   But, in spite of all this knowledge and $100 worth of sprays, next to the shelf that holds my stain fighters is a stack of clothes that are now used as rags…

September 22, 2009

Laundry Day 101: Check your pockets

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 6:55 am
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I am not the kind of person that does laundry on the same day every week.  I just do it when the piles are high and the sock drawers are running low.  So, today is laundry day…

As I loaded the washer with whites I thought about how different laundry day is for a mom compared to a single woman or even a married, childless woman.

I thought the running t.v./funny paper gag of frogs in a boy’s pocket was just a gag.  Now that I have several boys I can tell you that it is based in truth.  Little boys put anything and everything in their pockets.  I have not found any living creatures yet, but I do find everything from rocks and legos to bird feathers and crayons. 

Yes, Crayons.

Now, most items are harmless and will “come out in the wash”.  But crayons are different.  I’m guessing it is the shape that keeps them snugly in a size 4T pocket throughout the wash cycle.  They lay in wait through all the churning and spinning.  It is not until the dryer that they make their appearance…

Once melted, the crayons escape from the pockets.  Now they are free to touch every item in the dryer, including the dryer.  (Should you find you’ve melted a crayon in the dryer I do suggest you wipe out the inside of your dryer before running it again.  I have had it stain the second load as well.) 

This summer we had two crayon washings at our house.  The first time I went through every item of clothing, treated it with stain fighter and reran the load.  For the most part it was successful, but it was a lot of work!  The marks were completely random and everywhere!!  The second time it happened the crayons were in the pocket of light colored shorts so I’d mixed them mostly with socks and undies.  I simply threw out the shorts and folded the rest.  Three months later, we are all wearing blue & yellow decorated undergarments.  And, I check pockets more carefully…

September 19, 2009

Wii

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 8:36 pm
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Argh!  The Wii!

Rather than go into to detail, I will simply provide a list:

  • The rechargable remotes no longer recharge
  • The battery compartment covers are missing
  • All pieces are discolored by Cheese Doodle cheese
  • The little thingy that attaches the nunchuck to the remote is cracked
  • Most of the game discs are scratched

I have a theory that the more expensive an item (or a replacement part for said item) the more likely it is to get destroyed.  I think, maybe, the Wii is proof…

September 18, 2009

I’m not alone

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 2:31 pm
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My husband works in a fancy jewelry store. One day a mom of three girls came in asking how sturdy a necklace was.  He said, knowing her concern, “It is strong, but they can’t actually hang from it”.  The woman replied:  “Then, they’ll break it.  They break everything.”

And it is true.  Kids break things.  All kids.  Not just mine.  And that makes me a little happier!

September 17, 2009

I’m Lazy…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Writer's Block — by nowitstrash @ 6:12 pm
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So, I read a few blogs.  I have three that I visit daily–if not more often.  The first, and my favorite, is just the ramblings of a funny girl I went to high school with.  (And I mean that in the best possible way.  Really!! I love her blog.)  The other two are more lists than blogs. 

After reading these blogs for a while I decided I wanted a blog, too.  But, I thought, writing a funny blog like my friend would be hard.  Then, I stumbled on this “my kids trash everything” idea and thought it would be a happy medium.  A little more than a list, but not so much that I would grow weary and go days without blogging.

I was wrong.  It has been many days and I have no ideas.  Plus, I’m lazy.  Mostly, I’m lazy…

September 2, 2009

Tiffany & Co. Purse

Filed under: Everyday Life,Nothing was broken — by nowitstrash @ 3:56 pm
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If you don’t have kids then you might not know how messy they can be.  (Sippy cups leak.  Goldfish crackers break into a million tiny pieces.  Even after a lollipop is gone the stick stays yucky.)  And you might not know how much stuff they need.  (Tissues.  Wipes.  Snacks.  Drinks.  Band-aids.  Medicines.)  Or that it is a good idea to be prepared for anything.

This is why most moms carry a large purse.  It is also why at the bottom of that purse there is likely a handful of crumbs, paper scraps, acorns, and who knows what?!

Most of the time I carry a huge bag filled with all the “necessities”.  I like the idea of fashion, but I don’t usually take the time to be fashionable.  So, my wonderful husband got me a beautiful Tiffany & Co. tote bag.  It is lovely.  This purse is the perfect way to show the world that I may be sitting in the public library wearing cut off sweat pants, but I have potential! 

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I was very excited.  I immediately grabbed my old wallet–which now pales in comparison and must be replaced!–and started transferring all my stuff over.  Then I grabbed my old purse.  I reached to the bottom and pulled out some tiny rocks, some old straw wrappers, and a Skittle that had been there long enough that the color has rubbed off one side.

This was the moment that I decided that my new purse would be used primarily for church.  And during the week it will sit on a very high shelf–safe from sticky little fingers.

September 1, 2009

The Toilet Seat

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 6:16 pm
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I wonder how three boys that never lift the toilet seat have managed to loosen the hinges so that it slides to the left when you sit on it…

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