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January 29, 2010

Candy Hearts…

Filed under: Uncategorized — by nowitstrash @ 8:38 pm

I heart Pottery Barn.  I want to live in a catalog.  It is my dream.

So, Pottery Barn had this idea to fill glass cylinders with things and call them centerpieces.  My sister took the idea from them and I took it from her.  It is, afterall, a great idea.  It’s simple, it’s cheap, and you can change it with the seasons…

For Thanksgiving I got copper sparkley stuff and put candles in them.  For Christmas I filled them with little glass ornaments.   And for Valentine’s Day I bought mass amounts of candy conversation hearts.  I put them in the cylinders yesterday.  More than half of them are gone today.

I’m thinking that, maybe, there are no little boys living inside the Pottery Barn catalog…

January 27, 2010

Wishful Wednesday…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Wishful Thinking — by nowitstrash @ 7:53 pm
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Do you ever think about what you’d wish for if a genie gave you three wishes?  I was thinking about it today.  And, as much as I could use a million dollars, there are a few simpler things that would help me out…

I wish…

…that the other people in my home were able to recognize a full trash can–and solve the problem…

…that I had the nerve to comment harshly when my “friends” posted ignorant, racist, or just plain mean things on Facebook…

…that my dishwasher worked…

Is that too much to ask?

January 26, 2010

Completely Off The Subject…a Sequel

Filed under: Nothing was broken — by nowitstrash @ 3:03 am

Remember when I mentioned some people I love?  Remember I said that I loved them, but not like that?

Well, do you want to know who I do love like that?

LL Cool J

Patrick Jane.  No, not Simon Baker:  Patrick Jane.  I like Simon Baker.  I think he does a great job playing Patrick Jane on The Mentalist, but I like the character better than the actor. 

Harry Connick Jr.  

Now…I wrote this a while back but I wanted my husband to read it before I posted it.  He finally did and he didn’t like it.  So, I rewrote it.  But, in the meantime, I found someone new for the list:  Craig Horner.  He plays Richard on The Legend of the Seeker.  I’ve watched the show a few times and never noticed this guy before, but the new season just started and I decided to add him to this list.  I tried to find a current picture of him, but couldn’t.  I did learn, however, that many strange websites also find him attractive.  So, for fun, I skipped the link so you can have the experience of ‘googling’ him yourself.

Enjoy…

January 22, 2010

What?!

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 1:02 am
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Some conversations I never expected to have with my children…

 

Me:  Don’t punch your brother in the face!
Son:  I didn’t punch him in the face.  I punched him in the chest.

 

Me:  Please get your face out of the toilet.

 

Me:  What kind of soap do they have at school?
Son:  They don’t have soap.
Me:  What about “magic soap”?  (Our term for hand sanitizer.)
Son:  They don’t have that either.

January 20, 2010

A Quick Trip to the Store…

Filed under: Everyday Life — by nowitstrash @ 1:11 am
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Once upon a time I could throw on some flip flops and run to the store & back in under 10 minutes.

The other day I had to drop a package at the post office and pick up some milk.  Five minutes before I wanted to leave I called to the kids to grab their shoes and coats.  Five minutes after that I called for them to come downstairs.  Five minutes after that I gave the ol’ “I’m counting to ten and you’d better be down here” threat.  It worked. 

One of the children was not wearing pants.  None of them were wearing shoes or coats.  I asked them to find their shoes while I found pants.  After running up and grabbing a pair of jeans, I found the three of them lounging around the living room–without shoes or coats.  Finally, twenty minutes after this process had begun, I got them out the door.

And the process of getting them all seated and buckled into the car began…

January 13, 2010

Carpet…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Uncategorized — by nowitstrash @ 9:31 pm
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When I was very little we were not allowed to have drinks outside of the kitchen/dining area.  You stopped when the tile stopped.  We used to sit on the edge of the kitchen floor and watch television.

At our last house–the one where the kids learned to drink from cups–the dining room was carpeted.  Genius, right?  Once we had a four-year-old over for a playdate and he asked why there was soft floor under the table.  Seriously, a preschooler figured out what the builders didn’t. 

Anyway!  It is hard to define the drink stopping point when you have carpet in the dining room.  So, slowly, the drinks moved further and further from the table.  By the time we replaced the carpet every room in the house had stains.  The children seem to be unable to tell the difference between a cup standing upright and a cup tipped over.  Even if liquid is running out of the cup and onto their laps.  Weird…

Now, let’s add to this the fact that one of the children has a sensitive stomach.  He can’t drink certain beverages.  Walmart brand apple juice, seltzer water, and sports drinks are the main problem causers.  Do you know how we find out that he can’t drink something?  He drinks it.  Then vomits.  I know, it’s aweful.  (And, I’m sorry if you are easily grossed out and you read that and are now sick yourself.  You should probably stop reading now–it doesn’t get better.)  But, here is where the carpet destruction comes in–did you know Gatorade is the exact same color after it has been digested?  Yep.  And, it stains…

January 10, 2010

The Problem With Fashion…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Nothing was broken — by nowitstrash @ 8:13 pm
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A couple months ago I got a gift card for my birthday.  It was right before the Christmas rush in the stores so I just got around to spending it…

I really wanted a new pair of boots.  I got them yesterday.  I also got some cute new shirts to go with the boots.  And a funny, slouchy cardigan thing.  And, earlier in the season I got some other boots.  Now, I’m all hip and cool and whatever from the knee down and from the waist to the neck. 

The problem is:  I now need skinny jeans!  Because, if you look at the other women in the mall, you must wear boots with skinny jeans!  But, if I get skinny jeans then I should be skinny, right?  Well, I’m not.  So, they would really be more like muffin-top jeans.  I will have to go to Old Navy and see if along with the “Flirt” style and the “Diva” style they also make the “skinny enough to go in your boots, but wide enough to fit over your thighs” style jeans…

January 8, 2010

The Piano…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Uncategorized — by nowitstrash @ 7:36 pm
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Our piano is near the kitchen door.  It has been there many years without incident.  We’ve noticed, recently, that the leg closest to the door is loose.  My husband and I straighten it every night before we go to bed, by breakfast it is crooked.

Yesterday we were on our way out of the house when my youngest son stopped.  He twisted the piano leg to the beat of a song he was humming.  I guess he just needed a dance partner…

January 6, 2010

Gross Story…

Filed under: Everyday Life,Nothing was broken — by nowitstrash @ 4:14 pm
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Wanna hear a gross story?

My extended family lives in Florida.  I do not.  So, we have to drive great distances to see them.  Most of the time I take the kids by myself and my husband stays at home.

Once we were stopped at a Welcome Center, using the restrooms.  I was tending to one child in a stall.  I turned around to see my then-two-year-old son laying face first on the floor with his face pressed to the floor drain.

Is gross a strong enough word?  Maybe not…

January 4, 2010

Things my kids find funny…

I know that little boys have been pretty much the same since the dawn of time.  You try to make them gentlemen, but they find odd things and latch on to them as hilarious.  These are a few of my boys’ current favorites…

  • The word “nude”
  • Seeing someone get hit in the crotch  (or saying: “hit him in the peepee!”)
  • Anything that involves passing gas (belching counts, too)

Ah yes, the fun never ends in our house…

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